4 Old Farts
4 Old Farts and a brave little ship 
 Do set forth on an epic Trip 
 To cross an ocean fierce and wide 
 Where there be monsters that doth abide. 
Some of little white hair and some of plenty 
 Dry stores full and booze stores empty 
 They reach down south to test their skills 
 Of seamanship and friendship with iron wills. 
With brave heart and timeless grace 
 Our little Bright Eyes sets the pace 
 With clever Duogen and bright new Parasail 
 The 4 Old Farts will prevail. 
Fierce winds and ocean will have no master 
 But the 4 Old Farts must go faster. 
 Our bold skipper brave of heart and of little fright 
 Orders the Parasail To fly day and night. 
4 Old Farts seek the wind that suits them best 
 One that’s steady and fast going West 
 Too far south some do cry 
 But not with our Parasail Flying High. 
With Parasail set high with sheets and guy 
 Days and miles go flashing by 
 In the depths of night under stars of wonder 
 A black cloud comes of wind and thunder. 
3 Old Farts dash on deck to help their chum 
 Only 2 are dressed and one with bare bum 
 4 Old Farts douse the beast that’s flying high 
 And retrieve the flailing sheets and guy. 
With halyard block smashed to the floor 
 Our bold bright kite can fly high no more 
 In stronger winds and creaming wake trails 
 4 Old Farts set their snowy white sails. 
A lone white bird watches from up high 
 A long white tail streams to glide it by 
 Our brave little ship alone on the deep 
 A caring eye our white friend doth keep. 
Our cool skipper bold as brass 
 Reels in a Mahe Mahe from under sea grass 
 One yard long and gleaming yellow in the sun 
 A heart meal for all but one. 
4 Old Farts white hair grows ever longer 
 Bushy white beards grow ever stronger 
 Itchy thick hair on every double chin 
 The more to find curious things that reside within. 
4 Old Farts with 100 leagues to go 
 Trim and retrim their sails white as snow 
 And prance the deck to increase the pace 
 Who said “its not a race”. 
To our wives with thanks and a hearty cheer 
 For us there may not be a better year 
 The 4 Old Farts are but mere men 
 Fast coming 3 score years and ten. 
Jeff Cook  
 Crew of Bright Eyes. 
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